Million Dollar Question

Everyone wants to know: where do I go at night? Well it changes. Here, I'll list them in order of frequency.

1) In the car, parked on Veteran on the cemetery side. Pros: quiet, no one walks on this side of the street, trees nearby. Cons: first to fall to the imminent zombie attack.

2) On the couch at Jack's place. Pros: couch. Also food in the fridge and internet. But mostly couch, and oh indoor plumbing is nice. Cons: This is also quite close to the cemetery, so zombies again. Overstaying a welcome, and this is an understatement. And the more I stay here, well, the less I'm homeless.

3) Place where I got too drunk to go anywhere else. Pros: sweet, sweet oblivion. Cons: "I can't feel my face!"

4) In the car, parked at an undisclosed location. Nice try, but I'm onto you. Pros: can only be found by those who are pure of heart. Cons: too hard to find a bathroom in the morning.

5) (a tie between) Jose's place, the Daily Bruin office, and the library. I've spent one night at each of these places, and all with very favorable results.



Now, a small list of places where I plan to sleep, in no particular order:
-on the street (a la real homeless)
-in a stranger's couch, via couch-surf
-in a forest
-in a cave
-somewhere with the top of my car folded down